America, Fuck Yeah

The first news article I read this Veterans Day morning declared Hillary Clinton the heavy favorite to be the next President of the United States. I don’t find joy in partisan politics. It’s like fighting with your girlfriend. There’s no actual measure of victory and no matter how pissed off you get you still can’t hit anybody. Pointless. Still, I shuddered to think this cackling pantsuited nanny was going to be our next glorious leader. She’s going to suck. Inevitably, whoever she runs against will also be a short bus shlump from the other party. It could be depressing. But then I remembered that this country is really fucking awesome. It can’t be destroyed by one power-hungry asexual brooder. Just think of how many douchebag politicians spend their entire adult lives pushing idiotic, self-serving, self-righteous bullshit. We’re still here. In large part due to the bravery of individuals who serve or have served in our Armed Forces. A guy you don’t even know who took a fucking bullet for America, so that we could deal with broken websites at home while other nations are overrun by despots and mass graves and radio stations that play nothing but house music. Thanks to the people who protect our shores, we can be free to call Hillary Clinton a scratchy dry vagina harpy. Go try that in North Korea, Bub. America, Fuck Yeah.