I don’t know who invented the idea of great looking girls walking around rings full of blood holding up cards to help out people who can’t count up to three, but, thank you. We invent so much shit that isn’t necessary, like all that stuff they keep awarding Nobel prizes. Thank you for battery powered cars, on behalf of the 1/10th of one-percent of people driving them. At the same time, we completely overlook people who figured out how to help get you drunk for less than five dollars or the NFL Red Zone app that lets you watch every single touchdown on your effin’ phone. Real genius never gets celebrated.
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