Brooke Mueller Takes Bob And Max Into the Woods for Training

At some point the Sheen Twins are going to need to know how to bury bodies in shallow graves that won’t wash out with the first rains, how to create deadly poisons from ingredients found in nature that can’t be traced by CSI investigators, and, animist spells to turn themselves into woodland mammals to avoid detection from manhunts. Brooke Mueller doesn’t know how to do any of this shit, but she’s taken enough drugs in her life to believe she does. So she took her little Kray Twins out into the Beverly Hills boondocks over the weekend to begin their training. Brooke was able to laugh off Charlie Sheen’s latest nasty Tweets because they won’t seem quite as funny when her boys are running homemade spears through Charlie’s spleen because the rescue shepherd told them to.

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