Courtney Stodden Is Splitting from Her Grandpa

It seems like just yesterday a 15-adjacent-year-old Courtney Stodden was in an online chat room hooking up with Lost actor Doug Hutchison, the beginning of a desperately romantic relationship between spent, dirty old man and ambitious creepy looking blown-out blond teen. The kind of shit that goes on most nights along the Boulevard but you only ever hear about when the girl ends up found garroted in a drainage ditch. Now, it’s all over.

“Doug knew he was taking a risk with the marriage, but he genuinely fell in love with Courtney and didn’t realize how much his life would be changed after they got married. She is branching out and doing her own thing and Doug is getting left behind.” — a source to RadarOnline.

By branching out, I assume they mean Courtney turning herself into a haggard looking stripper freak show. What’s a pedophile to do? You can’t get it up to that shit coming at you in a rayon nightie.