Ex-Marine Waitress Might Have Been Seeking Gay Bonus Points

By Lex November 27, 2013 @ 1:28 PM

My gaydar is pretty whack. I still believe that everybody on my high school wrestling team was straight. The couple who had former Marine Dayna Morales as a waitress in Jersey nailed her as lesbo the minute they saw her butch haircut. The couple simmered throughout dinner, probably talked to their little kids who were with them about how Dayna was going to hell, then when the meal was over, they slammed Dayna with zero tip and a nasty note on the receipt:

“Sorry, I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle and the way you live your life”

Pretty fucking whack treatment of a woman who served in the military. Dayna shared the receipt and her outrage with a few online gay support groups:

I am THOROUGHLY offended, mad, pissed off and hurt that THIS is what her kids will grow up learning and that I served in the Marines to keep ignorant people like them free.

It was only the tremendous generosity Dayna received with thousands of supportive comments online that kept her from going ballistic. People on the Have a Gay Day Facebook page helped her set up a PayPal account to accept thousands of dollars in donations. Alec Baldwin was inspired to scream out of his window how much he hated cocksucking fags who hate cocksucking fags. The ball kept rolling until even random heterosexuals started apologizing to Dayna:

“As a member of the heterosexual community, I beg your forgiveness for these ignorant people.”

Fuck yeah. Mea culpa, Team Straight. Only, here’s the rub… looks like Dayna’s story was complete bullshit. The customers in question have a copy of their receipt showing a full twenty-percent tip paid, along with a credit card receipt to back up their claim. Also, stringent denial that the note is even written in either of their handwriting. The Happy Happy Gay Facebook pages quickly pulled down Dayna’s posts and everybody agreed to go back to watching Bravo and pretend nothing happened.

You can see the full news story HERE. When you get to the girl who sounds and acts like a total fucking liar, that would be Dayna.

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Habsburg_Barbarian 11/27/2013 15:24

    From the news, it would appear that our world is swirling with accounts and recounts of grievances… here, there and everywhere… both bogus and not-yet-bogus.

    Thank goodness, we have high school wrestling to keep civilization grounded. I’m guessing that Tyler Durden was about a 145-lber back in the day…

  2. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 11/27/2013 15:42

    This story has already been debunked. Catch up to the rest of the world already.

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 11/27/2013 19:25

    Here’s something both Lex and this idiot bitch Morales need to learn: the US Military is a belligerent branch of the federal government, not a bunch of freedom fighters, and it hasn’t fired a shot in anger for American liberty since 1814. The same government that commands this military has opened our borders and actively made America unsafe.

    What does the military think of this? Who cares? The military OBEYS. And most of them will obey the order to turn their rifles on you.

    What does Morales think of this? In all likelihood, she’s for flooding this country with her own tribe, yet neocons will worship her because All Soldiers Are Heros™.


  4. avatar
    Admiral 11/27/2013 20:30

    Goddamned gay people.

  5. avatar
    Admiral 11/27/2013 20:39

    I’m sick of this “we’re enlightened because we’re gay” bullshit. Eventually it will be illegal to dislike gays, which is just ridiculous. Just because you’re a dude that likes to put another dude’s penis in your mouth or ass does not make you any smarter than anyone else. Actually, with rampant disease in this world such actions are quite stupid.

    You know what I hate more than lying gay rabble-rousers? Straight people that pretend to like the gay lifestyle because it’s the fashionable thing to do. These straight people buy into the politically correct bullshit that is constantly fed to us that tells us we all need to accept the gay lifestyle. Screw that noise. Life is hard for everyone and acceptance should be earned through good deeds, not because you get fingered by your butch girlfriend or tickle your gay roommate’s junk.

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