My gaydar is pretty whack. I still believe that everybody on my high school wrestling team was straight. The couple who had former Marine Dayna Morales as a waitress in Jersey nailed her as lesbo the minute they saw her butch haircut. The couple simmered throughout dinner, probably talked to their little kids who were with them about how Dayna was going to hell, then when the meal was over, they slammed Dayna with zero tip and a nasty note on the receipt:
“Sorry, I cannot tip because I do not agree with your lifestyle and the way you live your life”
Pretty fucking whack treatment of a woman who served in the military. Dayna shared the receipt and her outrage with a few online gay support groups:
I am THOROUGHLY offended, mad, pissed off and hurt that THIS is what her kids will grow up learning and that I served in the Marines to keep ignorant people like them free.
It was only the tremendous generosity Dayna received with thousands of supportive comments online that kept her from going ballistic. People on the Have a Gay Day Facebook page helped her set up a PayPal account to accept thousands of dollars in donations. Alec Baldwin was inspired to scream out of his window how much he hated cocksucking fags who hate cocksucking fags. The ball kept rolling until even random heterosexuals started apologizing to Dayna:
“As a member of the heterosexual community, I beg your forgiveness for these ignorant people.”
Fuck yeah. Mea culpa, Team Straight. Only, here’s the rub… looks like Dayna’s story was complete bullshit. The customers in question have a copy of their receipt showing a full twenty-percent tip paid, along with a credit card receipt to back up their claim. Also, stringent denial that the note is even written in either of their handwriting. The Happy Happy Gay Facebook pages quickly pulled down Dayna’s posts and everybody agreed to go back to watching Bravo and pretend nothing happened.
You can see the full news story HERE. When you get to the girl who sounds and acts like a total fucking liar, that would be Dayna.