Kanye West Blasts Nike, Blames Obama’s Failure on Not Being Jewish, Won’t Shut the Fuck Up

Even though he’s likely getting some trim on the side, Kim Kardashian’s seismic birthing of the demon baby has been rough on Kanye West. He’s taking his jizz backup and turning it into daily idiotic tirades at radio stations and in concert. During his tour stop in Nashville, Kanye broke from his mediocre raps to bust out on Nike CEO Mark Parker for fucking up the Air Yeezy shoe line.

Did you not want the Yeezys? Nike would make you believe it was my fault that you couldn’t get them, but that was not the case. I wanted there to be as many Yeezys as there was LeBrons, and I wanted them to be at a good price, but that was not my choice, and we’re going to change everything. And … I’m going to create more than you think that any musician in the history of time ever could have.”

Kanye then accused Parker and Nike of ‘losing their culture’, which basically comes down to the fact they’re not paying Kanye royalties on his stupid looking shoes. And they’re not selling as well as the LeBrons. I’m sure Nike must’ve told Kanye at some point that’s because LeBron is the greatest basketball player in the world, while you rank 18th on BET’s list of hip hop artists, and, oh, by the way, people really don’t want to dunk like a singer.

Kanye wasn’t quite done with his philosophizing on people he sees as nearly his peers, like President Obama, who he said is having a tough go of it because black people aren’t connected like the Jews are. I guess he was comparing Obama’s administration difficulties to the great Jewish President nobody ever. Obama and Kanye, just two oppressed black men struggling to get by.