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November 21, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments
The last blond who got involved with Tiger Woods ended up with 200 million dollars to mend her butt hurt feelings. I’m not sure Lindsey Vonn is going to fare as well. I think some higher power hates her for constantly talking about how funny and sweet and kind Tiger is in every interview she does. Even if it’s true, nobody believes it. If she said he had a hole in his soul that could only be filled by plowing lines of needy whores, it’d come off as more real. Lindsey Vonn crashed again yesterday on the slopes during training for the Winter Olympics nobody knows are happening in a couple months in Sochi. That’s in Russia. Yes, I didn’t know either. Lindsey Vonn’s ability to compete next February is up in the air, meaning the hottest girls at the Winter Games might again be the British male figure skaters.
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