Mayor Rob Ford Gets Porn Offer

Vivid is big on free publicity by issuing unlikely to be accepted porn offers to people in the news. Any time there’s a media circus around some individual, they offer them a million dollars in some played out letter that TMZ turns into a headline with exclamation points. On her Vivid radio show, oft-analized Brandy Aniston offered Toronto Mayor Rob Ford a deal to bang her on camera for cash. Aniston says the Mayor is ‘cute, in a teddy bear kind of way’. Which is code for he’s a big fat sweaty slob who smells like old pancakes but if I close my eyes and just think about the cash, I can make it look like I’m having fun. But this Rob Ford offer, they better be serious on. This drunken crack man whore mayor might actually accept the offer. He’s not big on shame and the pipe don’t just feed itself on a Canadian government pension.

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