Rob Ford Denies Eating Staffer Pussy (VIDEO)

You know all those jackasses that whine about politicians never telling the truth. You don’t want to know the truth, not when it comes to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford who just says whatever the hell is on his mind. He could be the first honest politician, or maybe it’s just the crack talking, but in his latest, Ford decided to tell the press that he never went down on his former staffer, as she alleges. Not because she didn’t have a tasty muff, mind you, but because he’s getting ‘plenty to eat with his wife’ at home. You see, Rob Ford is a traditionalist when it comes to pussy eating. He’s also wearing a Toronto Argonauts jersey, the local sports jerseys being the last most desperate measure of a politician facing the hangman’s noose. I bet I know what his last meal will be.