Everybody is using Scarlett Johansson’s birthday today as an excuse to show a bunch of pictures of her big ole boobs. I skipped Acai berries and that whole ‘get in shape’ thing during the last decade, I’ll be damned if I’m missing out on this trend. Scarlett’s having a big year. She got engaged to some French dude who runs an urban art magazine (read as: family money) and Esquire named her Sexiest Woman Alive. I’m not sure about all of that, but it’s certainly more on point than Maxim’s Miley Cyrus death knell. That’s it. Check out her tits.
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