Scarlett Johansson Turns 29, Here Are Her Boobs

By Lex November 22, 2013 @ 5:10 PM

Scarlett Johansson At The 70th Venice International Film Festival

Everybody is using Scarlett Johansson’s birthday today as an excuse to show a bunch of pictures of her big ole boobs. I skipped Acai berries and that whole ‘get in shape’ thing during the last decade, I’ll be damned if I’m missing out on this trend. Scarlett’s having a big year. She got engaged to some French dude who runs an urban art magazine (read as: family money) and Esquire named her Sexiest Woman Alive. I’m not sure about all of that, but it’s certainly more on point than Maxim’s Miley Cyrus death knell. That’s it. Check out her tits.

Photo Credit: Getty

(4) Comments

  1. avatar
    Admiral 11/23/2013 09:59

    Alexandra Daddario is better than Johansson in every way that matters.

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 11/23/2013 16:57

    You really like this Alexandra. I guess i should google her. Scarlett lost a lot of points with me for the Sean Penn relationship. I still admire her tits.

  3. avatar
    Burbank 11/23/2013 23:27

    Sean Penn was a -1
    Benicio Del Toro in an elevator was a +1
    See, it all evens out.

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