Selena Gomez Takes Things Quite Literally

By Travis November 08, 2013 @ 10:00 AM

Pop singer and former future ex-Mrs. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez attended the Flaunt Magazine issue party last night in Los Angeles, and she definitely lived up to the name of the magazine that she recently appeared in. Selena looked like she’d been sharing a room with her kid sister and she slept through her alarm, causing her to jump out of bed, grab the first clothing item she found, and get dressed while driving to the party. Except the problem with that is Selena already looks like she shops in the kids section, so now it looks like she’s picking up her tight, revealing dresses at a store called Stripper Baby.

Photo Credits: Apega/WENN.com

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(5) Comments

  1. joseph1 11/08/2013 10:37

    She looks great :)

  2. Maybe_Observer 11/08/2013 10:49

    Pop singer and former future ex-Mrs. Justin Bieber Selena Gomez attended the Flaunt Magazine issue party last night in Los Angeles, and she definitely lived up to the name of the magazine that she recently appeared in. Selena looked like she’d been sharing a room with her kid sister and she slept through her alarm, causing her to jump out of bed, grab the first clothing item she found, and get dressed while driving to the party. Except the problem with that is Selena already looks like she shops in the kids section, so now it looks like she’s picking up her tight, revealing dresses at a store called Stripper Baby.

    Selena shows more of her tits before she gets too fat…..Gracias…..

  3. Admiral 11/08/2013 11:47

    I’m telling you guys, she looked cute as a kid (don’t we all), but when she gets older those big, youthful features will turn into abnormally large features that sag and wrinkle in weird places and can only be ‘corrected’ with surgery.

    This is why supermodels were unremarkable-looking when they were kids, because beauty in adulthood is based on a completely different set of factors than beauty in youth.

  4. DrainBammage 11/08/2013 12:40

    What is it with these large foreheadeded chicks like RIhanna and the Ewok pictured above?

    The only people outside of Frankenstein to have them are bodybuilders who do too much HGH.

    Another 2-3 yrs and you will be able to show movie projections on her forehead.

    She’s starting to look like that bastard Khardashian sasquatch who drove Odom to drugs.

  5. Beylerbey 11/08/2013 20:35

    Drainy was just funnier than Lex is in your average year.

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