Taylor Swift Plays the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show for No Reason

November 15, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

When you think hot sexy women’s lingerie, your mind immediately races to Taylor Swift, the human wet blanket who wills your balls back up into your abdomen, then yells at you for wincing. Since CBS started paying to cover this annual show, they decided to turn it into a big TV Thanksgiving time special. Nobody at CBS has ever programmed for anybody under the age of near-death before, so I assume one of the execs kids just told them they wanted to meet Taylor Swift and a million corporate bucks made it happen. Toward the end of the show Taylor sang Teardrops On My Guitar as children from the various Victoria’s Secret sweatshops around Southeast Asia paraded on stage in their native costumes. Nothing makes you feel special like lingerie.

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