Terry Richardson Has Lost His Way

It’d be easy to be jealous of Terry Richardson’s game. He plays that awkward goofy A/V club vice-president nonsense into tons of women getting naked in his loft. People call his photography simplistic and amateurish. I call it pretty fucking genius. Especially when he cashes $100K checks from GQ and Esquire because the happening celebrity chicks insist he shoot their pictorials. But just because you can get girls naked for your camera doesn’t mean you should get every girl naked for your camera. You need to self-awareness check your superpowers before Lady Gaga doppelganger Brooke Candy is shimmying out of her boxers and asking you to snap her titties. You’re not the desperate high school nerd anymore, Terry. You’ve got the power to be the dick. Bill Gates your life.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson