Today Kendall Jenner Becomes a Woman, Again

November 20, 2013 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen | 0 Comments

Given that her mom put her on the pill at thirteen on television, and rich Saudi princes pay a premium for taboo scenes, I’m going to guess that Kendall Jenner became an official woman well before her eighteenth birthday a couple weeks ago. But today being her first boob revealing photo, she’s now entered the grown up commercial world of her mom and older sisters, as foretold by the ancient Armenian scrolls. At times I feel bad for the fact that Kendall dropped out of school and is being raised in a family of money and fame obsessed whores. But finally seeing her tits has washed all those needless misgivings away. This is like Arthur pulling Excalibur from the stone. This is her destiny.

Photo credit: Kendall Jenner Instagram/@nomadrj on Twitter

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