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Tom Cruise Sues the Shit Out of a Magazine

Some ladies gossip magazine wrote that Tom Cruise 'abandoned' his daughter Suri after Katie Holmes renounced Tom and Xenu in one fell swoop. So, Tom Cruise sued them for $50 million for defamation and libel and slander and everything else that means 'you hurt my feelings, now give me money'. But in the very first round of depositions, Tom admitted that he didn't see Suri for 110 days straight after the divorce. Tom also went on to say such priceless shit as his film location shoots were more difficult than Afghanistan tours of military duty and more taxing than being an Olympic sprinter, but that's just because he's crazy with the gay. The 110 days thing could be a problem. I don't know where you come from, but all the divorced kids in my neighborhood expected to see dad at least once a week, or a couple weekends a month. You know, unless they were really overseas fighting in wars alongside Ethan Hunt.

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