The latest trailer for Shia LeBeof’s movie Nymphomaniac came out and it has real penis and vagina sex. The film is by Lars Von Trier, the fucked up director of movies like The Antichrist. Have you ever seen that movie? If you like watching Willem Dafoe get jerked off after his balls were smashed by a hammer, I highly recommend it. Now, it’s not Shia’s actual dick going into Stacy Martin’s vagina. They used a stunt cock for all the penetration scenes. Probably because Shia does not enjoy the velvet pouch of womankind. It’s kind of sad in a way. A few years ago he was starring in Transformers and that shitty 4th Indiana Jones movie and now he’s doing porn with cheetahs and church organs. I’d feel bad except that he’s a dick and a shitty actor.