Why the Long Face, Heidi Montag?

In case you were wondering what hapless reality TV dipshits Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt were up to, and I know that you really were, they just got home from a swank vacation in Cabo, where they undoubtedly got away from the troubles of nobody giving a flying rat’s ass about them. Heidi, of course, has had quite a bit of plastic surgery performed on her entire body over the years, so it’s pretty strange to see her dressed down and looking plain, but at least now we know the answer to the question, “What would James Spader look like with long blonde hair?”

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