You Don’t Know Shit About Commitment (VIDEO)

I was perusing the Gay Voices section of HuffPo, it’s basically the sports section for their enlightened audience, reading about Peter Pavlensky. He’s a street artist slash political protestor, which means he has two jobs that pay nothing and make him super fucking annoying. But I’ll tell you something Peter does have, he has commitment. In previous attempts to voice his concern over the civil rights trampling Russian government, Peter has both wrapped his bare body in barbed wire and also sewn his lips shut together. But for today’s number, Peter wanted to show he really had balls. So he nailed his scrote to the cobblestone steps outside the Kremlin. It’s kind of a Jesus meets West Hollywood dungeon thing. No Alec Baldwin crocodile tears for Peter Pavlensky. Just a stoic face and a polite request for the police not to use the rusty pliers.