Miranda Kerr is Rebounding Nicely

By Travis December 13, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

Newly-single 30-year old Miranda Kerr attended the opening of 73-year old Roberto Cavalli’s new store in New York City last night, and it seems that the old man still has some moves left in his creep tank. Roberto took every chance he could get to pose for pictures with Miranda while groping and kissing her throughout the evening, and can you blame him? Hell, I’d be disappointed in the old bastard if he didn’t at least shout, “Oh no, my hip!” and try holding himself up with her tits one time during the event. Maybe even later, as the night wound down, he could have pretended to cry over the memory of an old love, and when Miranda asked if he was okay, he’d respond, “Nothing a little ass play can’t fix.”

Photo Credits: Getty

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(3) Comments

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    Admiral 12/13/2013 12:05

    I like it when she stands around with her boobs out and lets people take pictures of her.

    Also, Ghostery picks up 14 tracking cookies on this site, which is a lot. I’m guessing that WWTDD makes most of its money by selling the tracker info. Be sure to block that shit because I know you never agreed to have your surfing habits monetized.

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    MacDaddy 12/13/2013 12:27

    Ghostery is a wonderful app. There are less tracking cookies on porn sites. (or so I’ve heard)

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    TitsAreNice 12/13/2013 15:42

    I’ve seen as many as 26 trackers on some pages here.

    Nice to see they’re not benefitting from many regular visitors.

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