Alessandra Ambrosio In A Black Bikini

By Lex December 09, 2013 @ 7:31 PM

Alessandra Ambrosio In A Black Bikini At The Beach In Miami
None of these men have a chance at nailing Alessandra Ambrosio. I’ve seen this triangle offense before. It’s born to fail. One guy will ultimately make the move. It won’t be the guy with the crossed arms or the lowered arms. It’s going to be the guy making hand gestures to her right. He’s the gamesman. If she were a chunky junior college girl, he’d probably be getting lucky tonight. But she’s a Victoria’s Secret model with a wealthy husband. Move along, Chester.

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(1) Comment

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    Admiral 12/10/2013 01:25

    It looks like one of her teeth are missing in that headline pic. Probably Photoshopped to look like that. Her teeth are flawless, but in the pic she looks like a goofy yokel.

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