None of these men have a chance at nailing Alessandra Ambrosio. I’ve seen this triangle offense before. It’s born to fail. One guy will ultimately make the move. It won’t be the guy with the crossed arms or the lowered arms. It’s going to be the guy making hand gestures to her right. He’s the gamesman. If she were a chunky junior college girl, he’d probably be getting lucky tonight. But she’s a Victoria’s Secret model with a wealthy husband. Move along, Chester.
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