Nothing says Christmas like a bikini girl with reindeer antlers rolling around in the sand with her legs akimbo. If your kid saw that on the beach, you’d have to come clean on Santa, sex, and why no matter what you see a Brazilian girl doing in the U.S., it’d still be much worse for her back home. It’s like the Southeast Asians who escaped the Killing Fields to get to the U.S. They’ll tell you that letting out the pants seams for fat Americans isn’t so bad compared to being raped, tortured, and murdered. It really isn’t. Sorry to get all political in front of Alessandra Ambrosio’s vagina.
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