Alessandra Ambrosio Shows How Reindeers Make Babies

By Lex December 18, 2013 @ 6:06 PM

Alessandra Ambrosio Plays In Christmas Bikinis On The Beach For A Photoshoot In Los Angeles
Nothing says Christmas like a bikini girl with reindeer antlers rolling around in the sand with her legs akimbo. If your kid saw that on the beach, you’d have to come clean on Santa, sex, and why no matter what you see a Brazilian girl doing in the U.S., it’d still be much worse for her back home. It’s like the Southeast Asians who escaped the Killing Fields to get to  the U.S. They’ll tell you that letting out the pants seams for fat Americans isn’t so bad compared to being raped, tortured, and murdered. It really isn’t.  Sorry to get all political in front of Alessandra Ambrosio’s vagina.

Photo Credit: PCN

(3) Comments

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    Admiral 12/18/2013 19:05

    Six pack? Damn, she’s kinda ripped.

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    DrainBammage 12/18/2013 21:15

    Sorry… didnt even see her abs, never got further than the vagina.

    This aint ripped, she’s more into coked up anorexic than fit.
    You need some muscle mass to be ripped.
    You need to look healthy, not like someone sucked all the fluids out of your body.

    But hey, vag shot!! Who cares about teh rest?

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    TitsAreNice 12/19/2013 09:52

    Reindeers is not the plural of reindeer, but ‘m not surprised Lex managed to fùck that up. Maybe this site can hire a 7-year old to proofread his submissions.

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