You can't do much better than a suntanning chick in a thong eating a banana at the beach. It really hits a number of marks. Competition along that particular shoreline is tough. You've got your models, your flight attendants, and your better looking community college girls all taking in the sun and you've got to stand out somehow. You're not going to get it done just by undoing your top. Enter the banana. Solid.
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