Beth Humphreys In Lingerie

December 12, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen | Comments


Candice Swanepoel claims this week that lingerie models are some of the smartest people around. Fuck if I’m going to tell them they’re not. Girls who look like Candice, or this British girl Beth Humphreys, they can call themselves respected astrophysicists or noted industrialists for all I care. The only question that matters is if they’re smart enough to figure out I’m not really from the Luxembourg royal family and that ‘I’m a grower, not a shower’ is actually a real thing.

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