Britney Spears Is a Perfectionist

By Lex December 12, 2013 @ 3:19 PM

Britney Spears In White Lace Lingerie In Her Music Video For 'Perfume'
With just two weeks left until Britney debuts her big show in Vegas, you can feel the electricity in the air. It’s doubly palpable when you’re talking about a woman who was inexplicably wearing wigs and speaking in a British accent just a few years ago. You never know what’s going to happen. Will her stage show dazzle the audience? Will she piss gasoline onto their morbidly obese bodies before engulfing the venue in flames? It’s entirely up in the air. That’s the true magic of Britney: Piece of Me at Planet Hollywood.

“Vegas is definitely a new challenge. I feel I’m more of a perfectionist these days. The increased scrutiny does make me a little harder on myself these days. There are more expectations of me now, not just in terms of what I do, but also in terms of who I am.” — Britney babbling to the U.K. Telegraph.

It’s nice to finally see Britney accepting the mantle of role model to millions of American moms who just want to eat cheeseburgers and fill out their sweats while also getting paid $300K a night to sing their classic songs in a fat-shrinking girdle.

Here’s Britney in her underwear for her new music video Perfume. If they can hoist her onto the stage in this exact same position and lighting, she’s going to be just fine.

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    MacDaddy 12/12/2013 15:33

    LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!

    Actually in all seriousness, I’ve met with Brit about a half a dozen times now, and she’s always the sweetest girl. Her Vegas shows are going to be full for a year!

    Sure, not the brightest bulb in the box, but she’s damn good to look at!

  2. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 12/12/2013 17:44

    MacDaddy…..

    ….does she swallow?

  3. avatar
    miklikestits 12/13/2013 07:21

    crazy thing is I’ve met her 7 times and always find her salty but still tasty. Lex doesn’t like her because she’s not under 18.

    Maybe_ she’s a spitter. Can’t have it all I guess

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