Britney Spears Wardrobe Splits Open in Vegas

By Lex December 31, 2013 @ 1:06 PM

Britney Spears Has A Wardrobe Malfunction During Her Performance In Las Vegas
I hate to say I told you so, but Britney’s going to need some space-age type teflon seams to keep her snug outfits from rupturing nightly during her show in Vegas. You can’t just expect traditional fibers to hold up to the load-bearing pressure of her bulges shifting like tectonic plates against her various tightly bound showgirl costumes. Anybody who’s ever worked the assembly line at Hillshire Farms knows the nightmare of overstuffed casings coming down the pike at four feet per second. Despite the potential embarrassment, I’d go dark on the show for the next ten days or 15 pounds.
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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    miklikestits 12/31/2013 13:34

    What kind of fag moron thinks she’s not hot? Lex i guess..nuff said. I’m pretty sure Lex is a 10yr old kid, only finds kids under 18 hot. Anyone over 18 is a hag. Moron.

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    Maybe_Observer 12/31/2013 14:36

    I’ll bet she is one sweet sweaty Milf-y fu*ck after each show……would love to bang her in her dressing room after…….

    ….this is the sort of publicity stunt I can whack to….

  3. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 12/31/2013 14:37

    I’ll give her a stuffed sausage by the way…..

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