Bruce Jenner Having His Adam’s Apple Flattened

Back in October, Star Magazine’s cover declared that Kris and Bruce Jenner were getting a divorce because he allegedly owned more dresses than she did, and he basically would like to be a woman now. The whole thing seemed laughable and like the kind of story a bitter, almost 60-something, soon-to-be ex-wife with an addiction to fame would leak to the magazine to make herself look like some kind of victim. However, as it turns out, Bruce is going to undergo a Laryngeal Shave procedure, which is step No. 1 in gender reassignment surgery.

According to TMZ, Bruce says that he’s only doing it because he “just never liked my trachea,” but come on. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then deep down inside it probably wants to be a beautiful, big-breasted swan.

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