Buy Paris Hilton’s Handbag Or She’ll Kiss You on the Lips

By Lex December 03, 2013 @ 4:15 PM

Paris Hilton Gets In A Bikini To Promote Her Handbag Line
If you’ve got nothing planned for this week’s paycheck, why not get yourself a Paris Hilton handbag. It’s perfect for the shingles-ridden socialite on the go. Fur lined pouches for keeping your Valaciclovir warm and secret compartments for stashing your cocaine guaranteed to get you past most European customs officials provided you fly private jet. It also has the word Rouge written on it both forward and backwards, which is some pretty advanced graphics that not just any preteen Indonesian factory girl can sew. Ask yourself this: what have I done lately to make Paris Hilton money? Exactly. Get on this shit.

Photo Credit: Paris Hilton/Instagram

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