Cara Delevingne has been tagged as the next big shit supermodel. I don’t know who tags that. I think it’s Vogue. Or rich dudes who like to fondle young flesh. But it means even though she’s got the body of a middle school boy and eyebrows that resemble a Taliban freedom fighter, she gets to snort coke with rich and powerful people, hang out in Barbados on holiday, and make stupid movies with her socialite sister. This is what the Hilton sisters would be doing if one of them could figure out how to power on a camera.
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