Charlie Sheen Not So Subtly Threatens Denise Richards

By Jack December 16, 2013 @ 1:59 PM

Denise Richards has angered the Warlock, Charlie Sheen, into cutting up a wedding souvenir baseball bat with a bayonet. It seems that the tiger-blooded star of such classic films as Hot Shots: Part Deux and You Can’t Arrest Me, I’m Made of Fuck You Money is mad at his ex-wife for not inviting him along on the family Christmas trip with their kids Lola and Sam. Pretty shitty, I guess. I’m not entirely sure I’d want Charlie Sheen around my kids at the Yuletide. That is the season when he likes to chase women around the Christmas pine with a butcher’s knife . Charlie took the non-invite rather like a man, cutting up the souvenir from their wedding with what appears to be an old rusty army bayonet. You know, like you do, when you’re not violent, not-wasted, and not obsessed with random weapons of yore.

Charlie then Tweeted the picture of his craftsmanship to let Denise Richards know that even if he’s frail and pale and sickly, he’s still got plenty of threatening-women-juice left in the tank. That Charlie truly is an old school rapscallion.

(Photo Via Twitter)

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(3) Comments

  1. LoK 12/16/2013 14:42

    How does the Tabasco sauce work into it? Is that his way of saying hes gonna eat her?

  2. God Hath Spoken 12/16/2013 16:09

    Looks like the Tabasco was used to color part of the bat end. Not sure what that bat is made of. It looks like summer sausage. Now I’m hungry.

  3. Beylerbey 12/16/2013 22:15

    I, too, thought it was a sausage bat.

    Something Lex is very familiar with.

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