Dani Mathers In A Bikini For A 138 Water

By Lex December 04, 2013 @ 12:41 PM

Dani Mathers Poses In A Bikini For A 138 Water Commercial Photoshoot In Venice

At some point, every ¬†young woman in the world with a decent rack will pose for a 138 Water Cult photo shoot. It’s how the pod people will spread their spawn. Low budget bikini model or human host for the extraterrestrials. A distinction without a difference. I’m not even sure who this latest girl is. I think she was working at the Applebees where the cult sycophants stopped for the appetizer, entree and dessert special. They probably complimented her ability to microwave the rib platter and told her how the Helpers will be allowed to live their lives out peacefully on a farm in New Zealand. That’s all it took to get her into the van. The threshold for luring Applebee’s wait staff into vans is remarkably low.

Photo Credit: FameFlynet

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    rdd 12/04/2013 13:30

    When is this site going to STOP with the stupid 138 water bs. Tired of seeing their free advertisement.

  2. avatar
    Maybe_Observer 12/04/2013 13:46

    Can’t some of these chicks take a double-ended dildo for the 138 water…??

    I’d buy a bottle to see that….

  3. avatar
    DrainBammage 12/04/2013 14:10

    I want to say stop with the free plugs for this brand but I cant.

    Im weak and predictable and think with my dsck.
    138 have found my kryptonite and you are helping them explolt me.

    So be it.

    (im still never, ever going to buy anything.)

  4. avatar
    Admiral 12/04/2013 15:39

    This is what Pamela Anderson would look like if she didn’t drink, or smoke, or do whatever drugs she’s done.

  5. avatar
    TitsAreNice 12/04/2013 15:42

    I see crybaby Lex is deleting posts again. Twatnoodle.

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