Dennis Rodman Needs to Be Locked Up

By Jack December 20, 2013 @ 3:29 PM

Broke-ass traitor Dennis Rodman is back in North Korea today ahead of an exhibition game in January. The former basketball player and least attractive drag queen ever is putting the game together in honor of North Korea’s ruthless boy dictator Kim Jong Un. You’ll recall that Rodman has visited the brutal police state before and is now BFF’s with lil’ Kim, (the tyrant not the fat rapper). He tried to explain himself and only made himself look like an even bigger moron:

“You know, they’re still afraid to come here, but I’m just telling them, you know, don’t be afraid man, it’s all love, it’s all love here. I understand what’s going on with the political stuff, and I say, I don’t go into that venture, I’m just doing one thing for these kids here, and for this country, and for my country, and for the world pretty much.”

Yeah, if you consider starving your people to death while you drink Courvoisier and get your knob polished love, then yes, it all about love. Though most sane people in the world would say that you are just a stooge for one of the most dangerous regimes on the planet. I don’t give a fuck who this asshole is or how big a star he was in the 90′s. Dennis Rodman is consorting with self-declared enemies of this nation. That used to mean prison. It should once again. If we’d caught him playing b-ball with Bin Laden, Seal Team Six would’ve shot him dead and asked him questions he couldn’t answer later.

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(1) Comment

  1. sixtyonecm 12/20/2013 17:31

    I love that Jiffy Pop hat.

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