Dwyane Wade Had a Baby When Nobody Was Looking

Dwyane Wade is the master of the misdirection. When everybody was paying attention to his crazy ex-wife and Wade popping the question and ring to Gabrielle Union just last week, he went off and made a baby with some third chick named Aja who already has two kids by Damon Wayans, Jr. So she's racking up a pretty nice pedigree toward the golden child support uterus award. Wade says he banged the baby into Aja when he was on a break with Gabrielle Union earlier this year. Not just a break, but an emotionally painful break for which impregnating a random celebrity fucker was the only cure:

Yeah, I had a time … in our pain and our hurt, (but) a blessing came out of it in my life, having a son that was born healthy.
This is something, obviously, private for my family that we will continue to deal with as a family but we have a blessing to the bloodline, to the Wade bloodline.
Alright, Henry Tudor, way to keep the line of succession strong in these times of foul plagues and high child mortality. Did you have your ministers watching on as you released your sacred semen into this particular stripper?

In his interview declaring that his latest baby isn't by his new fiancee, Wade declared that he's a father first and foremost. I think he means sire, but same difference. Wade says, as per usual, he intends to be a great father to his latest baby. He even visited the one-month old on Christmas before The Heat played the Lakers. They'll be back in L.A. again next season so this kid should really get to know his daddy. Mom could always hang the monthly check stubs by his crib I suppose to keep him warm.

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