I don’t know what this Emily Ratajkowski chick did to her lips. I don’t right much care. She could balloon them up until she sails away to Neverland. I’d chase her to that first star to the right because she is just one crazy hot model thing whatever. My buddy told me she used to be on the TV show he watched called iCarly. I asked him what the hell iCarly was and when he told me I was forced to punch him in the spleen. That’s called friendship.
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