I can’t believe I nearly missed a Ukranian feminist topless civil action. Those crazy Eastern bloc terriers are out to make this world a better place by slathering their bare tits in paint and screaming their heads off about abortion or fur or trees or why Lena Dunham can’t get a network show when she’s so smart and amazing. Here the lively gals are disrupting a Pro Life rally in Madrid. The ladies of FEMEN are not down with anybody fettering their ability to suck fetuses out of their angry pie holes through a vending machine in the local bodega. It looks like these trendy gals finally got somebody with decent printing skills to cover their bodies in slogans. It’s often the little things like penmanship that make or break a topless feminist protest movement.
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