French Prosecutors Going After Bob Dylan

Bob Dylan lumped in the Croatians with the Nazis in a comment he made to the French edition of Rolling Stone magazine and now the sad and silly people of France are investigating Dylan for charges of inciting hate against Croats. It’s unclear whether Dylan’s comments were in relation to the fact that Croatia slaughtered a shitload of Jews, gypsies, and ethnic Serbs during World War II, or if he was referring to their equally strong talents at composing marching music. It’s also possible Dylan didn’t actually say Croatian, since nobody has understood a polysyllabic word he’s uttered aloud since 1961. The French have assigned Chief Inspector Drefyus to the high priority case as France continues its chokehold on the title of nation most in need of a kick to the vagina.

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