George Zimmerman Painting on Ebay Passes $100K

By Lex December 18, 2013 @ 2:46 PM

George Zimmerman Poses With His Painting Up For Auction On Ebay
Everybody wants their own piece of the artistry that is George Zimmerman. The part-time private party security guard turned overzealous neighborhood watch zone commander is now taking his life’s non-work to the canvas.

“Everyone has been asking what I have been doing with myself. I found a creative, way to express myself, my emotions and the symbols that represent my experience. My art work allows me to reflect, providing a therapeutic outlet and allows me to remain indoors.” — George on his Ebay listing

I can only imagine the groundswell of the public desperate to know what George Zimmerman does with his days. I guess there are at least a few because somebody’s pushing his auction up over the 100-grand mark. I have them down as extreme collector geeks or just people who like to masturbate thinking about George standing his ground to a black kid. Some lucky fella’s going to be able to show people around his place soon and dial up, ‘Oh, I see you’re looking at my Zimmerman’. The chicks will surely swoon.

Photo Credit: George Zimmerman/Ebay.com

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(4) Comments

  1. TitsAreNice 12/18/2013 15:21

    I see he, uses commas much, like Lex does.

  2. Tylerdurden389 12/18/2013 15:42

    I’m almost curious enough to check his ebay page just to see if the bidders on his auctions are rednecks.

    Almost.

  3. Beylerbey 12/18/2013 15:52

    How quaint that wwtdd openly sides with the 180lb black thug who was joyfully pounding Zimmerman’s head into the cement when the latter “stood his ground.”

  4. Shastar 12/19/2013 03:50

    You know, most artist’s work goes up in value after they die. not saying anything, Just sayin’!

    So, Beyler: You the high bidder?

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