GLAAD’s Got a Hard On For Duck Dynasty

By Lex December 18, 2013 @ 8:18 PM

I’ll say this for GLAAD, they take on the big names. Maybe not so rock hard on Alec Baldwin,he’s a donor so he gets three free ‘fags’ per year, but they are going wicked fierce after Phil Robertson, patriarch of Duck Dynasty, the primo money winner of basic cable reality programming. The angry gay alliance doesn’t cotton to Phil’s quote in the new edition of GQ that he doesn’t understand dudes who like other dudes because women are much hotter. Then Phil kind of refers to man-man love as sin and that’s when the gay outrage thermometer at GLAAD exploded like a heavy cumshot across a versatile bottom.

I feel bad for people who get irate over what some guy from a TV show thinks about them. And I get mad that some crusty bible thumper from Louisiana can’t accidentally let a little Leviticus slip without somebody calling for a campaign to ruin him. Unless somebody is using sticks and stones, maybe it’s time to bring in a little second grade justice and everybody just shut the fuck up.

wwtdd

(8) Comments

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    DrainBammage 12/18/2013 21:08

    Fsck grade two justice, its a free freaking country, isnt it?

    Guy likes to dip his wick in some fat hairy guys poopshoot and he can say that kissing a girl is gross and that boobs are yucky but bearded hillbilly cant say the opposite and state his personal taste?

    Eff that.
    You dont get more rights depending where you put your pecker.

    Stating a personal taste, whether it be football, food or fornication isnt a crime.
    Dont let the c0cksuckers convince you that it is.

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    Admiral 12/18/2013 22:26

    This means war you gay bastards.

  3. avatar
    One More Gun 12/18/2013 22:50

    Dyke Dynasty is the name of a show I’d definitely watch.

  4. avatar
    The Mildly Tanned Knight 12/19/2013 00:43

    “Dyke Dynasty”……LOL, that’s freaking brilliant!

    Kudos Lex, that was about the best writing I’ve seen you do up to now. Couldn’t agree more. Grow up and grow a pair you whiny PC bitches……

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    Tylerdurden389 12/19/2013 00:57

    I have no idea what this “duck dynasty” show is, but every time I hear it, my mind automatically adds “IN THE 21ST CENTURY!!!”

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    ThisSiteIsGayPornography 12/19/2013 02:07

    Crygaybies.

  7. avatar
    TitsAreNice 12/19/2013 09:43

    Lex knows all about the gay, don’tcha?

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    Maybe_Observer 12/19/2013 11:21

    ….and yet….years ago….that quote was comedy gold..!!!

    How does a guy look at another guy’s hairy ass, and find love?

    — Sam Kinison

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