I Can See Rihanna’s Boobs But Not Her Face

By Lex December 19, 2013 @ 2:02 PM

Rihanna Wears A See Through Dress Out In New York
Where does Rihanna fit in? She’s not as skanky as Miley, not as pure teen friendly as Katy Perry, she lacks the talent and ass of Beyonce, and unlike Lady Gaga, if you hooked up with her and your friends asked you where you were last night, you wouldn’t say ‘nowhere’ and try to change the subject. Rihanna just doesn’t fit in. I’d feel sorry for her if she hadn’t made more money last year than the Gross Domestic Product of her home country. She also has spectacular tits. Most women would tell you their life was made full and complete by love and friendship and family and shit like that. But there’s not a one of them that wouldn’t trade that in for $100 million and some spectacular tits. Don’t believe Oprah’s lies.

Photo Credit: Splash

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(3) Comments

  1. avatar
    SANDRIZZLEZ 12/19/2013 14:51

    Believe it or not the girl an sing. Have you seen her ass???

  2. avatar
    DrainBammage 12/19/2013 17:30

    I think her stylist should get a raise.

    He did what so many refused to do before: hide that giant billboard that she calls a forehead with hair.
    And as luck has it, there was even some leftover to hide the rest of the face of Ms Frankenstein.

    Throw a bag over her face and gag her so she cant open her mouth and she is one fine piece of ass (if youre into gagged and bound women.)

  3. avatar
    Beylerbey 12/19/2013 19:48

    And we are. God knows we are.

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