I Can See Rihanna's Boobs But Not Her Face

Rihanna Wears A See Through Dress Out In New York Where does Rihanna fit in? She's not as skanky as Miley, not as pure teen friendly as Katy Perry, she lacks the talent and ass of Beyonce, and unlike Lady Gaga, if you hooked up with her and your friends asked you where you were last night, you wouldn't say 'nowhere' and try to change the subject. Rihanna just doesn't fit in. I'd feel sorry for her if she hadn't made more money last year than the Gross Domestic Product of her home country. She also has spectacular tits. Most women would tell you their life was made full and complete by love and friendship and family and shit like that. But there's not a one of them that wouldn't trade that in for $100 million and some spectacular tits. Don't believe Oprah's lies.

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