Jay Z and Beyonce celebrated the release of her new album by dropping $6,000 on dildos and buttplugs at a New York sex shop. It all went down at a chic Lower East Side rubber cock emporium called Babeland. The two apparently went in there and stocked up on vibrating eggs and nipple clamps for the vegan romantic interest in your life. Still, six grand seems like a might tough tally at a sex toy shop. I went to Babeland once, (for um...a friend), and though it's a little pricier than normal it's not THAT expensive. What, did they buy a bunch of golden dildos? A source says,
"They didn't buy anything tacky or too extreme. It was all top-of-the-line stuff. Some of it was even gold-plated!"Okay, so they did. I guess when you're successful enough, you just start shoving precious metals up your ying-yang because depositing cash in the bank is no longer thrill enough. At some point an E.R. doctor will be asked to remove the Hope Diamond wedged into Beyonce's chunnel. Maybe that's when you start asking for help.