Joe Jonas Blames Everything On Miley Cyrus

By Travis December 02, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Yesterday, Vulture published a tell-all feature written by Joe Jonas from the December 9 issue of New York Magazine, and if you were hoping for a story about teenage groupie orgies, drinking heroin from open track marks and hiding murdered hooker corpses in the Vegas desert, then you clearly don’t know who the Jonas Brothers are. Instead, he opened up about what it was like to be part of the world’s most popular band for stupid kids and part of the Disney machine, and probably the most scandalous part of his pity party story is that Miley Cyrus and Demi Lovato forced him to smoke marijuana.

Of the horrifying experience, Joe wrote: “I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, ‘Try it! Try it!’ so I gave it a shot, and it was all right.” If rock and roll wasn’t already dead, you can go ahead and slap a toe tag on it now.

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(3) Comments

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    teutonic 12/02/2013 11:05

    Did Freddy Mercury skeet find it’s way into a female at some point?
    That kid looks like his bastard son.

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    Admiral 12/02/2013 11:10

    What the hell is up with that mustache? He looks like a gay cop.

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    nickdigger 12/02/2013 17:06

    Oh look, it’s the tambourine player from Frankie Goes To Hollywood

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