Kim Kardashian took a lot of shit for being a two-faced whorebag opportunist and stealing 90% of the Ebay charity money she raised for relief efforts in the Philippines. The Kardashians may be illiterate and incapable of reading critical comments about their behavior, but they’re highly paid public relations team knows when it’s time to put the slut dragons back on the offensive. So, Kim came out with the following prepared candid comment:
“The problem comes in when I get attacked for giving and trying to help people…I do it because I want to. I do it because my dad taught me to. I do it because it’s the right thing to do. So for people to attack me for giving 10% of my eBay auction sales to the people of the Philippines, that hurts.”
Wow. Heart pain father attacked giving. You hit all the monkey points. In case the empty platitudes didn’t pass muster, Kim also claims the 50% of the money raised in the Ebay auctions go to fees. Unless that includes sugar cubes to keep Khloe calm, that sounds vague and bullshitty, but let’s take her at her word. So, of the remainder, four for her, one for the floating kids in the Philippines eating mud sandwiches? I bet her dad taught her that too, in between hiding O.J.’s knife and pretending the babies in his wife’s womb were his.