Lady Gaga Has Fallen And She Can't Get Up

Everybody wants to know why the social outcasts from The Breakfast Club aren't buying Lady Gaga's new album. It's so bad that when I searched Lady Gaga backdoor cucumber BDSM penetration, I got articles about how ARTPOP sucks and how Interscope is going to have to fire a large number of angry short people because they're losing so much money on the album. Everybody in Gaga's inner-circle has ditched her like rats fleeing a really unattractive Titanic. Did Gaga foretell her own future by posing crawling across the floor in a bikini while R. Kelly subjugates her beneath his prophylactic diaper? It would be a better story if Fame or Celebrity or German Measles killed Lady Gaga, you know, rather than just a really crappy album without radio play songs.

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