LeAnn Rimes Uses Sex To Keep from Crying

By Lex December 12, 2013 @ 6:08 PM

Leann Rimes Performs A Patsy Cline Tribute At The ACA Awards In Las Vegas
LeAnn Rimes got very choked up during her Patsy Cline tribute at the American Country Awards, which I’m pretty sure is a show LeAnn made up so she could do a Patsy Cline tribute. When she got to ‘Crazy’, she followed a bandmate’s advice to think about sex to keep herself from breaking down into tears. Thoughts of mounting Clint Black momentarily helped LeAnn keep her composure. But then LeAnn felt guilty imagining Clint so she started thinking about her current husband’s dong, and thoughts quickly turned to the nanny he was likely boning behind her back, and the damn burst forth with Rimes water. Later on LeAnn admitted that the advice probably works better for men who engage in sex with a cold and animal-like dispassion rather than an anorexic cyber-bully with trust issues.

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    readykilowatt 12/12/2013 19:47

    If she uses it to keep from crying her daddy wasn’t doing it right.

  2. avatar
    Admiral 12/13/2013 02:02

    Someone increase her medication.

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