Michael Buble is Not So Good at Telling Jokes

By Lex December 19, 2013 @ 2:58 PM

I was  going to ask who the fuck watches the Michael Buble Christmas Special, now in its third year of providing banal entertainment to the elderly and infirmed (I guess I just answered my own question). The better question is who writes the monologue he has to uncomfortably deliver at the beginning of the show? Buble kicked off his special with the following ha-ha about advice from fellow musicians on how to make his show amazing:

Miley Cyrus said I should start the show by twerking in an elf outfit, Justin Bieber said I should drive 140 mph through a residential zone, and Chris Brown told me if I did either of those things he would punch me in the face.

His audience laughed, which made me believe none of them had any idea what the hell he was talking about but were instead looking at show producers pantomiming uproarious chuckles. That got Chris Brown defenders into a tizzy online, which was actually helpful in compiling a list of the first people to euthanize when it’s time to cull the herd. Since nobody under nearly-dead was actually watching the show, I’m not sure how the wayward teen cretins who would take the time to defend Chris Brown even knew about this poorly delivered joke. I guess their underground is stronger than first thought. We’re going to need more spray.

(4) Comments

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    TitsAreNice 12/19/2013 15:08

    He’s actually a really funny guy when he’s not reading crap that was written for a family-oriented show. Mouth like a fųcking trucker.

    Chris Brown should die, though.

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    Bob Barker 12/19/2013 17:10

    I check this site once every couple months just to see how bad its gotten since Brendan left. Its incredible how every time I look its worse. The title of the article is that Buble is bad at telling jokes. Where’s the video? Why would you even publish this without the video? We just have to take your word for it? That was a funny joke on paper. Was it awkward at the time?

    Shut this piece of shit site down now. You guys suck. Least funny worthless writers on the Internet. 80% of youtube comments are more worthwhile to read than you dough goats.

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    BillyMitchellisaGoldenGod 12/20/2013 10:42

    The title says:

    Michael Buble is Not So Good at Telling Jokes.

    Also that joke wasn’t funny on anyone’s paper and 80% is tad obscure and hard to envision.

  4. avatar
    Cybergy 12/20/2013 11:54

    I thought it was funny-ish. Not like Louis CK funny, but you know.

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