America's collective genital wart, Miley Cyrus, is pretty sure MTV won't ask her back to perform at the VMAs again. As you will no doubt recall, Miley took dirty dancing for the teens to a whole new level when she twerked all over Robin Thicke's Beetlejuice suit at the Video Music Awards earlier this year. MTV caught a lot of flack for letting her prance around like a slut on molly. With that in mind she says,
"It kind of just opened so many doors for me to be like, alright, I already pissed you off as much as I possibly can. So, now I can kind of just be freer and kind of do whatever it is that we want to do...I doubt they're ever gonna ask me back."Bullshit. MTV will most definitely have her back. People tuned in to watch the show to see her antics and went back to watch the million repeats of the broadcast just to see her performance. MTV runs reality shows where cast members die or become incarcerated with habitual drug habits. You think they can't handle blowback from dry humping on stage? Not only will MTV have her back, they'll encourage her to up the ante. I wouldn't be surprised if Miley homages the Tijuana donkey show on next year's broadcast. The real trick will be to find a willing burro.