Miley Cyrus Ruined Santa for Minnesota

By Travis December 11, 2013 @ 11:00 AM

Miley Cyrus and her oddly-shaped hips headlined the Jingle Ball in St. Paul, Minnesota last night, and it was the same old stupid gimmicks for Hannah Montana’s barely-covered vagina, except this time she did it all in the name of Christmas cheer. Miley once again trotted out her little people dancers so she could slap their asses while thinking, “Haha, midgets are hilarious!” and her other dancers looked like they would have rather been choking to death on Rudolph’s dick. But the truly edgy behavior came when Miley rubbed her ass all over a guy dressed as Santa Claus, who looked like he was just released on parole and had a cool $40 to spend on a hummer.

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(2) Comments

  1. Squabbler 12/11/2013 11:26

    There’s the magic of Christmas…and then there’s whatever type of black magic they’re using to keep her vagina from actually popping out of that outfit.

  2. TitsAreNice 12/11/2013 11:57

    Travis needs to tutor Lex in ESL.

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