Miley Cyrus Touches Herself Like a Curious Boy (VIDEO)

By Michael December 23, 2013 @ 1:44 PM

Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart famously said about porn, ‘I know it when I see it’. And he only had some dirty black and white hair pulling magazines for his foundation. I’m guessing that in 2013 I see more porn on a daily basis than ole Potter saw in his lifetime. I know it when I see it. This new Miley Cyrus teaser bits for her new music video ‘Adore You’ is porn. There’s just a bit of nipple and Miley sticking her hand in her underpants, but with the music and the shots and the cut back to her twink boy face, this is precisely the kind of amateur shit they keep finding on school principal’s computers. The video will premiere in its entirety on December 26th, just in time to make the newborn baby Jesus cry.

(video via Instagram)

(3) Comments

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    DrainBammage 12/23/2013 14:35

    I dont usually mind the fact that teh gays are a huuuuuge proportion of writers for online publications but sometimes like in the case of Maxim magazines Top Hottest women list, you realize that a lifetime of sucking the C and staring at fully dilated anuses blinking at you like a cyclops in a hurricane doesnt prepare you to judge what hetero men find fsckable.
    The jizzguzzlers named Virus as the most desirable woman on the planet.
    Take that pix of the Bieberesque form above and ask any of your straight friends if he is in the young boys look. Whoever answers yes if the pedophile of the group.

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    rdd 12/23/2013 14:43

    Wow!! Cyrus is so cutting edge. I wonder why no one else has tried to do the never-seen-before things that she does. He parents must really be impressed with her insanely creative videos!!

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    Milto 12/23/2013 18:09

    In about a year or two, when even the bottom feeders at TMZ have lost interest in her, this chick is heading for an Amanda Bynes style meltdown. She’s just another porn star wannabe now, but when the spotlight goes off of a spoiled, nacissistic, batshit crazy former Disney star, that’s when things really get interesting.

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