Miley’s Vagina Ruined Christmas in Atlanta, Too

By Travis December 12, 2013 @ 12:00 PM

The Jingle Ball concert moved along to Atlanta last night, where Miley Cyrus once again headlined with her twerking little people, a drunken pervert Santa and a whole team of backup dancers and musicians who looked like they would have rather been in Syria. But unlike the show in Minnesota, this one seemed to be focused more on Miley’s camel toe, because the best way to say, “Merry Christmas!” to your fans is by thrusting your sweaty cooch in their faces. By the time this show hits Tampa next week, I wouldn’t be surprised if Miley takes a dump on a backup dancer’s chest and says she’s just delivering a lump of coal to the naughty girls.

Photo Credits: Getty

(5) Comments

  1. avatar
    Beylerbey 12/12/2013 12:02

    I would impregnate her and then never, ever, ever speak to her again.

  2. avatar
    TitsAreNice 12/12/2013 12:37

    I bet she takes it up the shitter like a champ.

  3. avatar
    Tylerdurden389 12/12/2013 14:36

    Miley was hotter when she had DSL (Dick sucking lips). Unfortunately she grew into them.

  4. avatar
    LoK 12/12/2013 16:10

    I just hate short hair on women

  5. avatar
    Hugh G. Rection 12/12/2013 18:00

    1983 called. It wants its high-cut unitard back.

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