Miranda Kerr Shows Off Her Tits to Announce She’s Single

By Lex December 11, 2013 @ 1:41 PM

Miranda Kerr Poses Topless In The January February Issue Of Harper's Bazaar Australia
It’s always awkward to try and figure out who is and is not available, between divorces, broken relationships, on-again off-again shit. Men are always available, but for women it can be quite confusing. I’d recommend topless pictures. Nothing says I’m looking to date again like a sending out a holiday card with your tits on it. Hey, look, Ashley got her nipples pierced. I wonder if she’s available for a cup of coffee. Why, of course she is.

Photo Credit: Terry Richardson/Harper’s Bazaar Australia

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(2) Comments

  1. avatar
    TitsAreNice 12/11/2013 14:24

    Those tits are missing one thing: a fancy load of my splooge all over them.

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    DrainBammage 12/11/2013 14:57

    She’s the Jordan Capri of legit modeling, still selling the 14 yeear old look while you are in your 30′s which is something the pedophiles of high fashion really appreciate: ageless jailbait.

    Didn’t she have kids? Shouldnt she have at least gotten hips and hopefully a little tit after birthing an 8pound log?

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