Oktoberfest Lip Biting Chick Just Might Be Single (VIDEO)

By Lex December 03, 2013 @ 6:26 PM

I say Oktoberfest with a ‘k’ because as somebody who has made out with a zoftig unfiltered Camel chain smoking older German woman before in a Munich beer garden, I’ve earned the right to be authentic. But not nearly authentic as this angry drunk Alaskan chick who seemed unpleased with being messed with by a Australian boy band looking mofo. She threw a couple moose punches which didn’t seem to phase him, so she followed up with the traditional severing off of his lower lip with her demon teeth. It’s all kind of surreal. Like when Tyson bit off Holyfield’s lobe or the Buccaneers won a Super Bowl. It still seems like it never happened for real. But this shit did. And should serve as a reminder to all young people that unsafe sex is still much safer than fucking with a drunk girl from Alaska.

wwtdd

(5) Comments

  1. ThisSiteIsGayPornography 12/03/2013 19:48

    That guy has a tremendous amount of restraint. Obviously, I am against violence towards women, but if some chick has your lip in her teeth then you have every right to knock her out.

  2. DrRocketShips 12/03/2013 23:24

    Please stop writing, your sentence structure is that of a dyslexic ostrich. Wait… is that why your name is Lex? Whatever, literally everything you write causes me cephalalgia. Perhaps you could take a writing course, or even a quick perusal of an English Grammar textbook could help, anything really. But for now, please, no more.

  3. deliminator 12/04/2013 01:42

    DrRocketships: Proofreading when criticizing grammar and spelling has some significant value.

  4. readykilowatt 12/04/2013 11:31

    Who bitches from Alaska be crazy?

  5. Maybe_Observer 12/04/2013 11:53

    1.) Update us when this is revealed to be “faked”……..

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